My Morning Brain is a Wasteland of EVIL

(First post in over a year? I know I had some funny thoughts in 2012... Didn't I?)

Sometimes, I realize how terrible my brain can be in the morning and it's a good thing I live by myself or I could be doing some serious damage to my relationships. I think part of the problem is in order to prevent myself from hitting the snooze button and curling back into bed, I try to engage my brain by reading Facebook posts on my phone. BAD IDEA. WORST IDEA EVER.

My Morning Brain hates life, humanity and everything involved in having an opinion that is stupid, wrong or ill-informed. My Morning Brain hates anyone who expresses anything remotely positive or happy go lucky. My Morning Brain will kill you all. It probably doesn't help that I'm ill and I'm sure this affects my Morning Brain slightly.

But here is an alteration to Psalm 23 to let you know how much my Morning Brain hates life:

The Bed is my Safe Place; I shall not leave.
Bed maketh me to lie down in comfy sheets:
Bed leadeth me to have crazy-ass dreams.
Bed restoreth my soul:
Bed leadeth me in the paths of sleepiness for Bed name' sake.

Yea, when I wake I'm the valley of the shadow of death,
I will fear no evil: For evil art with me;
With rod and my staff, I'll beat you down.
Friends posteth stupid shit on facebook and thus becometh mine enemies;
Facebook was a bad idea; It's Mahjong from now on.

Surely sleeptime and dreams shall follow me all the days of my life,
and I will dwell in my House in my Bed forever.
AMEN.

Norwegian Troll and Community

For those of you who know me, you will know I am in love with the show Community, now on Season 3 on the telly. For those of you who watch it as religiously as I, you also know that it recently aired the most clever episode ever: Remedial Chaos Theory, airdate 10/13/2011... available for a limited time here.

I will now proceed to spoil the episode for those of you that haven't seen it, complete with screenshots of the Traditional Norwegian Troll and the chaos it induces. Let's just say, I created a bunch of screenshots and plastered them all over my dear unsuspecting friend's facebook wall on a Friday night when she wouldn't see it coming. In fact, she may still not know as I have yet to hear from her. Either that or she is no longer my friend. Or maybe the troll got her. But anyway, here are the screenshots to share with you!

P.S. I think this episode may have been more clever than the paintball episodes and I loved those mucho. Okays, enjoy!!

The Traditional Norwegian Troll is introduced

Jeff Winger, confused by said Traditional Norwegian Troll

Pierce taunting Troy with the troll

Pierce keeping Troy at bay with the Troy while Abed watches

The Chaos....

....caused by the troll

The very evil Traditional Norwegian Troll

Traditional Norwegian Troll wants to play video games

Evil Abed (as opposed to generally altruistic Abed)

Evil Troy and Evil Abed (notice Troy's voicebox)

Evil Troy and Evil Abed handshake

 Okay, so I hope you enjoy the pictures, which you might, even if you are clueless but which you most definitely will if you are a fan of the show.


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