Sometimes, I realize how terrible my brain can be in the morning and it's a good thing I live by myself or I could be doing some serious damage to my relationships. I think part of the problem is in order to prevent myself from hitting the snooze button and curling back into bed, I try to engage my brain by reading Facebook posts on my phone. BAD IDEA. WORST IDEA EVER.
My Morning Brain hates life, humanity and everything involved in having an opinion that is stupid, wrong or ill-informed. My Morning Brain hates anyone who expresses anything remotely positive or happy go lucky. My Morning Brain will kill you all. It probably doesn't help that I'm ill and I'm sure this affects my Morning Brain slightly.
But here is an alteration to Psalm 23 to let you know how much my Morning Brain hates life:
The Bed is my Safe Place; I shall not leave.
Bed maketh me to lie down in comfy sheets:
Bed leadeth me to have crazy-ass dreams.
Bed restoreth my soul:
Bed leadeth me in the paths of sleepiness for Bed name' sake.
Bed maketh me to lie down in comfy sheets:
Bed leadeth me to have crazy-ass dreams.
Bed restoreth my soul:
Bed leadeth me in the paths of sleepiness for Bed name' sake.
Yea, when I wake I'm the
valley of the shadow of death,
I will fear no evil: For evil art with me;
With rod and my staff, I'll beat you down.
Friends posteth stupid shit on facebook and thus becometh mine enemies;
Facebook was a bad idea; It's Mahjong from now on.
I will fear no evil: For evil art with me;
With rod and my staff, I'll beat you down.
Friends posteth stupid shit on facebook and thus becometh mine enemies;
Facebook was a bad idea; It's Mahjong from now on.
Surely sleeptime and dreams shall follow me all the days of my life,
and I will dwell in my House in my Bed forever.
AMEN.
and I will dwell in my House in my Bed forever.
AMEN.
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